Great British Election

Hearts race, minds overflow

Election time, nothing to show;

Political parties, teams of brats

All corrupt, a bunch of twats.

Promises of hope, wealth and stability

Same old speech, as far as eternity.

With Brexit at hand, end of a Union

Evangelical bastards, unholy communion.

The rich in high wealth, the poor in disgrace

Many children homeless, a country with no face.

A kingdom divided, more so than before

Will the flag of union, soon be no more?

We all must stand firm, a united voice

And ensure we preserve a future with choice.

It’s time to take over, this demonic game

Or we’ll face a future possessed by shame.